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Bring Back The Death Penalty - Lightning Beat-Man And The Never Heard Of Ems - Apartment Wrestling


1998
Label: Voodoo Rhythm - VR 1202 • Format: Vinyl LP, Album • Country: Switzerland • Genre: Rock • Style: Thrash, Rock & Roll, Garage Rock
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From this moment on, he realized his purpose here on this forsaken planet. At the frustrating age of 13, Lightning Beat-Man received his first acoustic guitar from his father.

He began experimenting with unorthodox tunings and chords structures, which he still adapts to his present chaotic, primitive technique. Pedaço De Mim - Zizi Possi - Millennium - 20 Músicas Do Século XX like Clark Kent, this mild mannered man transforms himself into a Rock'n'Roll superman wearing a Mexican wrestling mask, boxing shorts, a Dracula's cape and a pair of army boots.

A masked murdering freak with a acoustic guitar instead of a chainsaw. He'll scoop your eyeballs out with his guitar pick, crush your weak little skull with his vice like headlock and then pin you down in the wrestling ring of life.

Like most, you'll be knocked out before you even know what fuckin'hit you. He is throbbing and drooling through his recordings like a peeping Tom watching through your window while you wipe your ass. He fantasized about how to distort the minds of other humans enough to where hopefully, maybe some would understand him, but this kind of insanity can never be understood. And all we know is we get to experience someone at the edge of hell willing to come back to tell us how it reeks there.

Dig it while you got the chance! Lightning Beat-Man toured Europe a few times, also worked as rowdy and support act for several bands alone as the Wrestling Elvis and together with Dink winkerton, his manager and boyfriend.

Dink has worked his distorted slide guitar skills with various Rock'n'roll bands such as the Rolling Gallstones, O. In unfortunately, his career was cut to an end when he was arrested in the Pineapple Room at the Holliday Inn in Peoria, Illinois for possession of 17 sheets of Bring Back The Death Penalty - Lightning Beat-Man And The Never Heard Of Ems - Apartment Wrestling Puppy' blotter acid.

Lightning Beat-Man saved Dinks show biz life by persuading the mental hospital to leave him in the custody of "the Lightning Beat-Man home for the retarded and Tasteless"where Dink currently resides. And what about Gringo Starr, an Apartment Wrestling icon!

Starr had been serving a year prison term for corrupting the mind and genitals of a 9-year old boy during a domestic apartment grapple. Lightning Beat-Man generously put up the bail of 10' Pesos and a goat for Starr's mishap in the Dominican Republic. According to Lightning Beat-Man, Gringo's natural ability to wrestle with a drum Joe - Lets Stay Home Tonight was a perfect match for his former arch enemy Duro Duro.

Since then, Gringo has teamed up with such downright upbeat combos as, the Atomic Pile Drivers, the Tire Biters and of course the now infamous Johnny Coat-hanger and Misery`n - Janis Joplin - The Genuine Rare Pearls Vol.2 Abortions.

Duro Duro is an unwilling member Bring Back The Death Penalty - Lightning Beat-Man And The Never Heard Of Ems - Apartment Wrestling the band due to the fact that he's been forced to perform under contractual agreement out of his control.

A losing bet with Satan led Duro Duro to sign a pact with Lightning Beat-Man for eternal slavery and sexual domination. Since Duro Duro was also a mind-blowing Bass guitar player, Lightning Beat-Man demanded Duro Duro's bombastic bass skills to hypnotize and save the planet.

A Wrestling Rock 'n' Roller fighting against him self and his Guitar and always wins!!! One of the most Bizarre and Frantic Shows ever Lightning Beat-Man stopped the show and the Act in and is now playing as Reverend Beat-Man cause of Looking too much into the light. Lightning Beat-Man, in his youth, during one of his daily television brainwashing sermons, was exposed to an Elvis Presley performance.


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